WHO'D A GUESSED?

Would someone please tell me why it is so danged hard to get rid of my husband (see next blog post). I would think that with all his good qualities (see next blog post) that someone would have snapped him up like a piece of good real estate. Or a really fine pre-owned convertible. In yellow maybe. But, no, it's not to be. Here are the reasons I've been given for a lack of bids: 1. I have my own. 2. Mine is handier than yours. 3. He sounds smelly. 4. He is smelly. 5. Your children will miss him. 6. I can't take contractors in my house. 7. I don't want to break your heart by taking the best thing you ever had. (I'm sure that comment was from my husband.) But the bidding continues.